| Ae khuda barsaat ho jaye
ek katora pani bhar jaye aur jo mujhe sms nahin karte unka mobile usme gir jaye |
Apun dono ki dosti ekdam jakkash hone mangta; Jakkash bole to Apun HAAR tu MOTI, Apun SABJI tu ROTI. Apun PANI tu TANKI, Apun TARZAN tu MONKEY. |
| aik tableeghi jamaat k ameer ne safar per rwana honey se pehle apne sathion ko hadayat ki k jab b wo koi aurat dekhein to "astaghfirullah" perhein. safar shuru hua per koi aurat nazar nahi ayee achanak aik sathi ne kaha "astaghfirullah" baqi sathi bole kidher hai?? kidher hai??? |
utaro jaldi haan jaldi utaro dopatta utaro kameez utaro jaldi shameez bhi utaro shalwar to zaroor utaro thanx GOD barish aaney se pehley rassi se sarey kaprey utar liye. |
| AIK PATHAN PAKISTANI FLAG PURCHASE KARNE KE LYE MARKET GIA. SHOPKEEPER NE USE FLAG NIKAL KAR DIA OR US KA JAWAB SUN KAR US NE APNA SAR PEET LIA BCZ HE SAID IS MAIN OR COLOR DIKHAO. |
LUX 13.50/= REXONA8.50/= DOVE25.50/= CINTHOL10.25/= DETTOL9.50/= IS MEIN SE KOI BHI LEYLOPER YAAR AJJ NAH A LO PLZ....... |
| Railway mein job karni hai? Rs.88000 milegi .... ...... Kaam yeh ke train ki "Head lights" toot gaye hen aap ko moam bati le ker train ke aage aage bhagna hai |
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daikhta kaya hia?????
ye chawania hain Chun le jaldi se, sms karay k kaam aayen gi ....
.....HHHeeee |
| kash ter deye hoye ki tumhey eisi saza mile kash ter deye hoye ki tumhey eisi saza mile tuje zor se SUSU aaye aur karne ki koi jaha na mile:) |
Aap Ki Eik Muskarat Ne Hamare Kosh Ura Deye Aap Ki Eik Muskarat Ne Hamare Kosh Ura Deye Hum Hosh Mein Aane Ki Wale The Ke Aap Phir Mushkara Dey:) |
| zamana bohat hi kharab ho gaya hai...........har sawal ka ulta jawab ho gya hai.................na sms na call na hi koi misscall................har banda hi mobile le kr nawab ho gaya hai.... |
baadal b ho ghata b ho,BARISH na ho to kya faida....friend b ho beautiful b ho DEEDAR na ho to kya faida...mobile B ho balance b ho,sms n a ho to kya faida.....SMs bi ho, fantastic bi ho ,REPLY na ho to kya faodz |
| It is said that inzamam don`t understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismillah Hir Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue we can have another chance |
khidki se dekha Tu Raste Pe Koi Nahi Tha, khidki se dekha Tu Raste Pe Koi Nahi Tha, Raste Pe Ja Kar Dekha Tu Khidhki Pe Koi Nahi Tha. fuki |
| tum ne kabhi kabab khaya hai???aray haan kabab to bhans k gosht se banty hai na???or gosht to bakri ka bhi acha hota hia, par machli ka to bohat hi mazay ka hota hai, lakin us main kantay hotay han , kantay to buray hain na , bura to zamana b hota hia na saman to badal jata hai, badal to log b jatay hai, kuch log achay hota hai , jaisay Main" acha har koi nahi hota , jaisay TUM itna to pta hia na ??? aray yaar kin baaton main uljh gay ho???? main ne poocha k kabi kabab khaya hai tum ne?????? |
i love you i love you i love you dont be excited i love other alphabet as well like u-v-w-x-y-z |
| have u ever seen a monkey in plastic cover???????????? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? no???? dont worry !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! see ur id card ok |
when i send sms 2 u...... it doesn't mean that u have 2 do the same.... u can also send, fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by coutier,TCS and checks r also accepted |
| last night sheetan called me and ask that h ewant to disturb good people.i gave him ur #, but he said I cannot disturb my boss.... |
u r CORROLA of my life, ALTO of my dreams, CITY of my eyes, BALENO of my thought CIVIC of my job, MERCEDIES of my love in simple u r trafic jam of my heart |
| An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit. |
Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??
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| Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
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Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!
Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay,
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!
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