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Three
doctors are on a duck blind and a duck flies overhead. The general
practitioner looks at it and says, 'Looks like a duck, flies like a
duck, it's probably a duck,' shoots at it but misses and the bird
flies away. The next bird flies overhead, and the pathologist looks
at it, then looks through the pages of a bird manual, and says,
'Hamm, green wings, yellow bill, quacking sound, might be a duck,'
he raises his gun to shoot but the duck is well gone. A third bird
flies overhead. The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without
looking, bring the bird down, and turns to the pathologist and says,
'Go see if that was a duck,' |